Two words for you: Chicken Porn.
Can't you see it now? Legions of horny, hard-up guys with a Visa cards in hand paying good money to goose some poor far-eastern chicken.
Of course not. This invention is all about interactive porn. From the country that canes people for vandalism, and outlaws gum chewing.
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some poultry to grope.