Can I stroke your chicken?

Subject:

"This is the first human-poultry interaction system ever developed," said professor Adrian David Cheok, the leader of the team, who has been developing the technology for nearly two years.

http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,67513,00.html

Two words for you: Chicken Porn.

Can't you see it now? Legions of horny, hard-up guys with a Visa cards in hand paying good money to goose some poor far-eastern chicken.

Of course not. This invention is all about interactive porn. From the country that canes people for vandalism, and outlaws gum chewing.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some poultry to grope.