ME: That's a healty dinner
MORGAN: Yeah, I needed a snack before I go to the gym.
ME: (looking puzzled) So you're eating ding-dongs, cheetos, and Mountian Dew before you head to the gym?
MORGAN: Um... yeah, I guess that sounds a little silly when you put it that way.
I probably paraphrased that, but hey, this site is mostly lies anyhow.